About Emma
Emma Clarke is a leading female voiceover and comedy/drama writer. She voices all kinds of things from advertisements to radio identity packages – but is best known as the ‘voice of the London Underground’.
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- Happy New Year!
- It’s the season of the sofa ad!
- Party time!
- Can’t sleeeeeeep!!!
- Pre-Christmas nerves
- Me and the Marzipan Taco comedy podcast
- All change please!
- Down under-ground?
- And this is normality?
- Up close and personal
- Should I do a show at next year’s Edinburgh Festival Fringe?
- Emma on the George Lamb Show on BBC 6 Music, 30th November
- Thanks for the support
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Secretly, I want to be a local radio newsreader...
Monday
Nov 5 2007
I love local radio newsreaders
Newsreaders have a lot to offer. They do. You’ve got to love the unique style of delivery they bring to our hourly bulletins: the effortless way they slide from a downbeat story about war / natural disasters / plague to fluffy human interest items, usually featuring animals or old people triumphing over adversity with no change in tone whatsoever. It’s a skill that should be recognised! How do they manage to achieve such a compelling nasal twang? Do they get special training? Do they have to pass a test? Do they all speak like that in real life?? I hope they do – imagine a newsreader ordering a Chinese in the style of a newsreader. Hilarious.
Actually, I don’t love local radio newsreaders. I’m afraid I fibbed.
Why oh why oh why oh why do they speak like that?? Is it compulsory? Do they think we’ll pay special attention to the news if they sound nasally constipated? Do they think it sounds more serious? Do they honestly believe the news sounds BETTER read like that?? Do their bosses threaten to sack them if they dare read the news in a normal voice? These questions demand answers.
Hear my auditon...
I’ve taken the liberty of recording an audition, hoping to segue my career into the newsroom. Have a listen and let me know if you think I’ve got a news-based future...
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